dirty diver
a sex position in which the woman will don a pair of scuba goggles and the man places his balls on the goggles and proceeds to shit in her mouth
dirty diver by dimeflime January 5, 2010
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Uncle Duncan's Dirty Diver
When you engauge in anal intercourse with a female and you pull out your member and you notice she left you a present sitting inside your pee hole.
Guy 1 "dude she let me do her in the poopshoot for the first time!"
Guy 2 "Oh yea how was it man?"
Guy 1 "great besides the fact she left me with an Uncle Duncan's Dirty Diver"
Guy 2 "Oh yea how was it man?"
Guy 1 "great besides the fact she left me with an Uncle Duncan's Dirty Diver"
Uncle Duncan's Dirty Diver by motoxyamaha2 April 22, 2008
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ladies want them and men want to be them; To be the best at getting down and dirty with the ladies; a ladies man.
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It’s when your in a wheel chair and reach an orgasm by rubbing your vaginal area on the wheel of the wheel chair.
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