dirty dickin'
dirty dickin' by nn April 22, 2004
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Dirty Dickin
When a man sleeping with dirty women who have toonie sized nipples uses a plunger to plung out her asshole and sticks it in her to give her pink eye
Dirty Dickin by Dirty dick Jim October 4, 2017
Dirty dickin
When a man sleeping with multiple dirty women uses a plunger to plung out their assholes and sticks the plunger in their face's to gI've them pink eye
Dirty dickin by Dirty dick Jim October 5, 2017
Dirty Dickin
(1) When your girlfriend, spouse or significant other is unfaithful and proceeds to sleep with other individuals
(2) Performing various acts of sodomy
(2) Performing various acts of sodomy
“Let me tell you why you trippin, your girls been dirty dickin.”
“ Yo let’s ride this ATV together. Damn dude that’s dirty dickin”
“ Yo let’s ride this ATV together. Damn dude that’s dirty dickin”
Dirty Dickin by Tzanchan October 20, 2017
Dirty Dicking
Dirty Dicking by The-Optimistic-Lioness September 26, 2017
dirty dicking
The act of rubbing your dick, preferably when dirty, over an item, preferably food, that does not belong to you when the rightful owner isn't looking.
Ideally, after the act of dirty dicking someone's food, you wait for the unsuspecting victim to eat said food.
Ideally, after the act of dirty dicking someone's food, you wait for the unsuspecting victim to eat said food.
dirty dicking by Necro-File January 8, 2006
Dirty dicking
I met this one annoying bitch on spring break so I started dirty dicking her so she would stop being a bitch. Now she got AIDs
Dirty dicking by t_hoops237 July 28, 2015
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