by Necro-File March 26, 2005

The act of rubbing your dick, preferably when dirty, over an item, preferably food, that does not belong to you when the rightful owner isn't looking.
Ideally, after the act of dirty dicking someone's food, you wait for the unsuspecting victim to eat said food.
Ideally, after the act of dirty dicking someone's food, you wait for the unsuspecting victim to eat said food.
by Necro-File January 08, 2006

by Necro-File March 20, 2005
