dirty cyrus

When you take the nail of your big toe then cram it down your urethra

Hey dude I gave myself the dirty Cyrus because my penis made me mad

by Pedro Benzifer January 26, 2014

dirty crush

Someone you have a crush on, even though they're kind of skanky or nasty.

"When I see those posters for the new Simple Life, I have a dirty crush on Paris Hilton, despite all her STDs."

by ZDP June 19, 2006

dirt box crusader

A guy who likes to give a lot of anal action only a regular basis.

Joe gets a lotta ass, he's a dirt box crusader.

by minges and all April 15, 2003

Crushing the Dirt

When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.

Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.

by Prof Xander August 5, 2017