Dirty Albert

when a dude cuts a hole in a teddy bear and there after cuddles white set bear and gives it kisses

You: i slept grat last night!
Dude: wow did u pull a dirty Albert?

by Antondenfede May 10, 2021

dirty albert

Before having sex with a women you shit in her mouth and then force her to suck your cock and u cum in her mouth. Right after your done you smack her in the back of the head forcing her to swallow

man1: Fuck man!
man2: wat happen?
Man1: i just finish giving your mom a dirty albert

by Pepe tolete November 5, 2007

Dirty Fat Albert

A black man with a overwhelmingly large cock "he will also beat you ass with his fat albert"

"I will also beat you ass with my Dirty Fat Albert"

by gaurd565 February 15, 2015

Dirty Alberto

The art of sticking your large toe in a girls buthole and making her suck it afterwards.

I gave that Fattie a Dirty Alberto.

by Greg Ross November 21, 2006

dirty albertina

A fat lady with lots of kids

That dirty albertina is walking in the bus

by rosie02498 June 18, 2020

Dirty Albertan

When you fill your partners fun hole with oil and raw ground beef (extra lean) just before you take it to pound town.

He asked so politely, “Do you want a Dirty Albertan?” .

by D-Mech June 6, 2022

Dirty alburt

When a female promise’s a blow job the refuses to honor her end of the bargain usually by saying where’s the proof

Yeah man last night was great but alley pulled a dirty alburt on me

by Wade edwards March 12, 2022