dirty albert

Before having sex with a women you shit in her mouth and then force her to suck your cock and u cum in her mouth. Right after your done you smack her in the back of the head forcing her to swallow

man1: Fuck man!
man2: wat happen?
Man1: i just finish giving your mom a dirty albert

by Pepe tolete October 19, 2007

Dirty Albert

when a dude cuts a hole in a teddy bear and there after cuddles white set bear and gives it kisses

You: i slept grat last night!
Dude: wow did u pull a dirty Albert?

by Antondenfede May 10, 2021

Dirty Fat Albert

A black man with a overwhelmingly large cock "he will also beat you ass with his fat albert"

"I will also beat you ass with my Dirty Fat Albert"

by gaurd565 February 15, 2015