Definitions by Antondenfede

Dirty Magnus 

Når en tykke gamer fortnite nørd rejser sig fra sin taber gamerstol og sætter kurs mod sin racerbil seng. Her fra vil han prøve at få øje på sin micro dong og med tommel- og pegefinger rive sig selv i fjederen, indtil hand mister pusten, hvor efter han vil give op og fundere over hvordan den eneste fjams han nogle sinde vil se er den han kom ud af.

Cc: HA du boller ikke en skid

Magnus: Næ jeg plejer bare at køre en dirty Magnus i stedet.
Cc: TABER!

Dirty Magnus by Antondenfede March 17, 2022

Gamer

tykke fede gamer tabere der bor i deres mors kælder og har intet liv fordi de er kæmpe virgins.

Cc: Har nogle sinde set en rigtig kvinde.
Gamer: Nej jeg kan godt lide at være en kæmpe fed taber nørde virgin.

Gamer by Antondenfede March 17, 2022

steel on the beach 

This is a very common kink among gay guys, where they will get a boner, lay on the sand and play ring toss with each other. surprisingly this sport is banned in most countries. The sport was invented by Tobias Mortensen as he thought normal ring toss was too boring and not gay enough.

guy1: I played steel on the beach yesterday.
guy2: i find that very gay.

steel on the beach by Antondenfede February 1, 2022

Tony 

When you have sex with a girl and out of the blue and hunt you for your sexy body that they can't resist. Last year five tony's died from having sex with too many girls at once. Back in Christian time most people would rename god as Tony as the meant it fit better.

Guy: hi my name Is Tony
Girl: holy smokes plz stack me and my mom

Tony by Antondenfede February 1, 2022

Dirty Albert 

when a dude cuts a hole in a teddy bear and there after cuddles white set bear and gives it kisses

You: i slept grat last night!
Dude: wow did u pull a dirty Albert?

Dirty Albert by Antondenfede May 10, 2021

dirty toby 

when a dude pulls out and cums in a fella dude ear-canal and afterwards sucks it out at spits in in the face of a animal of his choice.

You: damn u should see my hamster, I pulled at dirty toby last night

Dude: thats gay

dirty toby by Antondenfede May 10, 2021