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When you’re in the lifestyle and go in, fuck things up, drive everyone wild. And then are the first to get dressed and leave the scene leaving everyone satisfied and spent!

She walked in and dirty Maru’d everyone in that room, leaving them riddled in extacy and exhaustion.

dirty Maru by DiosaLS June 23, 2023

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dirtymartin

Nice decent guy who has a naughty side in the bedroom. Generally with big shoulders and a nice car

DirtyMartin is an animal in the bedroom and behind the wheel.

dirtymartin by Joejoebloggs2000 April 16, 2020

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dirtymarsha

When you get what you ask for and can't handle it.

I wanted a dirtymarsha from my lady, and she fuckin broke me!

dirtymarsha by cumberlandplateau June 11, 2021

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DirtyMarsella

a pronoun
A Narsacisstic woman who will stop at nothing for her own Happiness.
This "Happiness"is unfortunately not ever more than temporary. This leads to self destruction of one's self and all loved ones including but not limited to friends, husband, and even own children. Everything will be eliminated and forgotten with ease by her. Always resulting in an affair. The new man will most likely be of weak mind and large heart.. he will not understand the pain that is to come or the pain he was a part .also see Coward

She cheated on him for a year all while telling him she still loved him what aDirtyMarsella.

DirtyMarsella by StraightFactsDefined April 18, 2020

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Dirtymarcus

The act of jacking off intensely to another man named Alex and blowing your load on your phone screen leading to a dirty screen

No mom I'm not gay for Alex I was doing a dirtymarcus

Dirtymarcus by slumpgod orange pussy licker May 6, 2023

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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