dirty Mally

When you're in a nightclub, dancing and getting sweaty, and you go over to someone and give them a big hug.

I saw Paul in the Tartan bar the other night. He came over and gave me a massive dirty mally.

by Jjamjj September 26, 2021

Dirty Malay

The act in which:

1: One man cums into another man's anus
2: He then excretes this ejaculation into the first man's anus while he is performing a handstand
3: The man who first took the load then sucks the excrement and semen from the 'handstand' man's anus
4: This is then regurgitated on to the same man's dick while performing a blow job.
5: The pair then swap all ejaculation, excrement, and regurgitation liquids via the mouth

6: Repeat, roles reversed.

Person 1: "Dude, what did we do last night? Damn, I need a bath!"
Person 2: "I gave you dirty malay... remember?
Person 1 : "Oh yeah, that was fun!"

by Dirty Malay January 2, 2011

Dirty Mallard

A sexual act performed when a male, while having sex with a female in either the missionary or more preferably the doggy style position, reaches around his backside and obtains a sizeable amount of sweat from his Perineum (a.k.a. Chode, Brum, Taint, etc.). Said sweat is then wiped upon the females upper lip, directly underneath the nose. The maneuver is completed with the male folding each of his arms to resemble wings, flapping his "wings", and vocalizing an ear-shattering "Quack-Quack".

As Brian was ravishing Krista from the rear and giving her the ultimate in sexual pleasure, Krista suddenly felt Brians finger on her upper lip. Within an instant her olfactory senses were overwhelmed by an extremely foul odor, accompanied by the loud call of the Mallard Duck and a rush of air upon her backside presumably caused by the flapping of limbs. Unbeknownst to Krista, she had received the ultimate sexual insult: The Dirty Mallard!

by Landon M. September 28, 2006

dirty mallard

the act of scraping some duck butter from your grundle
and smearing it on one's face, often under the nose and above the lip, like a dirty sanchez

Joe: what's that on your face?

Bob: that nasty fuck over there just gave me a dirty mallard

Joe:....tisfu

by Blake C. June 16, 2008

Dirty Maliya

When you dive into the fat girls ass like a bowl of pudding

Me and the neighbours love doing a dirty maliya

by Mr_Gigity October 30, 2020

Dirty Malky

When you get a dirty malky your in for the ride of your he can make you scream for hours especially during anal sex

Dirty malky a mam with a large penis a d knows how to use it

by Frodonointy July 6, 2021

dirty madlyn

When a girl is having a seizure and u surprise with a dick in the ass

She was a seizure so I gave her a dirty madlyn before ambulance arived

by TweekerT69 April 10, 2024