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Dirty Malay

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The act in which:

1: One man cums into another man's anus
2: He then excretes this ejaculation into the first man's anus while he is performing a handstand
3: The man who first took the load then sucks the excrement and semen from the 'handstand' man's anus
4: This is then regurgitated on to the same man's dick while performing a blow job.
5: The pair then swap all ejaculation, excrement, and regurgitation liquids via the mouth

6: Repeat, roles reversed.
Person 1: "Dude, what did we do last night? Damn, I need a bath!"
Person 2: "I gave you dirty malay... remember?
Person 1 : "Oh yeah, that was fun!"
Dirty Malay by Dirty Malay January 2, 2011

Dirty Mallard 

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A sexual act performed when a male, while having sex with a female in either the missionary or more preferably the doggy style position, reaches around his backside and obtains a sizeable amount of sweat from his Perineum (a.k.a. Chode, Brum, Taint, etc.). Said sweat is then wiped upon the females upper lip, directly underneath the nose. The maneuver is completed with the male folding each of his arms to resemble wings, flapping his "wings", and vocalizing an ear-shattering "Quack-Quack".
As Brian was ravishing Krista from the rear and giving her the ultimate in sexual pleasure, Krista suddenly felt Brians finger on her upper lip. Within an instant her olfactory senses were overwhelmed by an extremely foul odor, accompanied by the loud call of the Mallard Duck and a rush of air upon her backside presumably caused by the flapping of limbs. Unbeknownst to Krista, she had received the ultimate sexual insult: The Dirty Mallard!
Dirty Mallard by Landon M. September 28, 2006

dirty mallard 

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the act of scraping some duck butter from your grundle
and smearing it on one's face, often under the nose and above the lip, like a dirty sanchez
Joe: what's that on your face?

Bob: that nasty fuck over there just gave me a dirty mallard

Joe:....tisfu
dirty mallard by Blake C. June 16, 2008

Dirty Maliya 

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When you dive into the fat girls ass like a bowl of pudding
Me and the neighbours love doing a dirty maliya
Dirty Maliya by Mr_Gigity October 30, 2020

Dirty Malky

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When you get a dirty malky your in for the ride of your he can make you scream for hours especially during anal sex
Dirty malky a mam with a large penis a d knows how to use it
Dirty Malky by Frodonointy July 6, 2021

dirty madlyn 

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When a girl is having a seizure and u surprise with a dick in the ass
She was a seizure so I gave her a dirty madlyn before ambulance arived
dirty madlyn by TweekerT69 April 10, 2024
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

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Successful strivers:
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