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dirtless
dirtless by Doobeeko;) March 1, 2017
dirtless-sanchez
When you walk past a dispenser of alcohol sanitizing agent, you squirt a nice amount into your hand and then slap it across your mark's face, yelling, "Dirtless-Sanchez!"
They can't be too pissed off, after all, you just cleaned their lips for them.
They can't be too pissed off, after all, you just cleaned their lips for them.
Goofy, spitting nails: "That fuck'in Mickey-- he done got me agin!"
Donald: "What did that goddamn rat do this time?"
Goofy: Well, when I was just walking into the Disney store, Mickey filled his hand with sanitizing gel and slapped it across my face! Then he yelled, 'Dirtless-Sanchez!'"
Donald: "I know! It burned my fucking beak for a full day!"
Donald: "What did that goddamn rat do this time?"
Goofy: Well, when I was just walking into the Disney store, Mickey filled his hand with sanitizing gel and slapped it across my face! Then he yelled, 'Dirtless-Sanchez!'"
Donald: "I know! It burned my fucking beak for a full day!"
dirtless-sanchez by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker March 13, 2021
Dirtles
Dirtles by BrenRuxter November 17, 2011
Dircle
When one person makes an “o” with their hand and another person does the same and they connect with a sound.
Dircle by Mathew stein berg November 17, 2018
dirdles
the tiny turds that you have to squeeze out at the end of a good sitting of pootime. average diameter: 1/4 inch
dirdles by shermanious September 8, 2005
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