diocles

You are gay, and you know it.

Hey don’t put make up on, you look like a diocles

by Carlitospfodusnne November 22, 2021

spoon of Diocles

An ancient Greco-Roman surgical instrument described by the Roman encyclopedist Celsus (1st century CE) and attributed to the Greek physician Diocles of Carystus (4th century BCE). Its intended purpose was to safely extract barbed arrowheads through the original entry wound without causing additional tearing of soft tissues. It was designed to be inserted alongside the arrow, rotated so the arrowhead fits into the hole, and then withdrawn with the arrow enclosed.

A 22 cm metal tool found in the Domus del Chirurgo (Rimini, Italy) is considered by archaeologists to be one of the only physical examples.

Some historians believe that the physician of king Philip II of Macedon used a spoon of Diocles to successfully remove an arrow from the king's eye without disfiguring him.

by A. Patmos November 24, 2025

Diocese of Singapore

When one is fucking a girl in the ass from behind and simultaneously fisting her vagina. The male breaks through the thin membrane that separates the vagina from the rectum and begins to jack himself off inside of her.

"Your sister started screaming pretty loudly when I pulled the Diocese of Singapore on her last night."

by Zlot Machine December 17, 2008

St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School

A Catholic High School located on Long Island. It has very strict rules, stuck up kids, horrible flight attendant-esque uniforms, REALLY stuck up kids, and a knack for spreading rumors. Everyone hates on one another and will do anything to save themselves from getting socially wrecked. Once you enter there, you change. Everyone is shallow and no one makes it out innocently. No one learns anything because everyone's too busy with gossip. The minds of the kids are controlled by the "popular" kids, so no one thinks for themselves. Quite sad, actually. Also, if you dye your hair, you can get expelled or some shit like that. No one is accepted unless you like to give head to stupid boys who are going to dump you anyway. In short, if you go there, you're screwed.

Also see: Hitler Youth, mean girls, Chinese water torture, Concentration camp

Girl One: i can't believe he dumped me right after school started! he was that ashamed of me.
Girl two: well, does he go to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School?
Girl one: yeah...
girl two: hmph. figures.

Teacher: and so, Hitler formed concentration camps because he was highly discriminatory against all non-germans and jews.
Smartass student: so he went to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School, right?!

by ohheyihateyou July 30, 2009

Diocesan School for Girls

A group of randomly selected females placed together in one vicinity with the sole purpose of sodomy and other related passtimes

Daniel Iotua endorses this statement through personal experience in a certain garden.......

by the fountain September 7, 2003

dircles

Another word for dark circles under the eye.

I need to go pick up some cover up for my dircles.

by donah April 23, 2014

St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School

1- Concentration camp
2- Home to LARO
3- Where fake people run the school and real people are as rare as finding a unicorn
4- Not following one simple rule will get you a detention

5- Annoying reminders of the rules every single morning
6- Principals with terrible sense of humor
7- Conceited kids with too much money and who's job is to start as much drama as possible
8- Kids hate each other, teachers hate kids, lose- lose situation
9- Fundraisers and sports= extra thousands of dollars
10- Good education, good sports, bad math department, bad decision

1- Hitler once ran St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
2- Underpaid LARO employees are tortured by St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
3- Good luck making true friends with all the fake people here at St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
4- I got detention for my freakin socks. Only at St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
5- Ms. Walsh yes we know we're St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School students 24/7
6- Mr Laces' jokes= smh everytime

7- Facebook and Tumblr get assaulted by St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School students and their verbal warfare
8- I sit next to my worst enemy and the teacher is insulting me for asking a question. Only at St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
9- The candy drive, big box raffle and all sports will cost you around $2000 more dollars. Surprised? Well then you obviously don't go to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
10- I'm glad i went to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School even if I never learned anything in math

by cougars10 October 7, 2011