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endearing term, mixture of both dipshit and weirdo in the 329
"Oh my God you fucking dipwip"
"Shut up, you love me"
dipwip by izzyyhun January 30, 2020
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A combination of "dildo" and "asswipe." A handy abbreviation if you want to call someone both names but are too lazy to use both words.
Guy A: "Hey, look! I'm getting ready to stick my junk into the electrical outlet!"
Guy B: "Don't do that, you dilwipe!"
dilwipe by dentar February 20, 2011
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A dipwit is someone who is stuck in their own delusional reality in which they believe what they say/believe is logical.
James is such a dipwit.
Dipwit by PrickBoi December 2, 2019

dipwiffle 

A derogatory term used for one's younger sibling, especially in the presence of parents, as an alternative to dipshit.
You flipping dipwiffle, I told you not to stick your fingers in the garbage disposal!

That dipwiffle ate the last of the doritos again.
dipwiffle by sweetlikemercury November 30, 2010
a person who acts, does, or says something absolutly stupid
when i hit myself in the face with a phone at work and gave myself a fat bloody lip
dipwit by sherry November 6, 2004
Combination between a dipshit and a dimwit. Pioneered by Katie Raddatz in 2006.
Thomas McGlennen is a dipwit.
dipwit by Paul Makowski December 1, 2006
1. When used as an abbreviation, D.I.P.R.I.P. stands for:
"Die in Pieces Rest in Peace" a Half Life 2 vehicular combat mod.

2. When used as a verb, it means to flatulate while engaging in vaginal or anal sex. When used in the proper context; to flatulate during intercourse in a downward motion.

1."I downloaded D.I.P.R.I.P. this weekend and enjoyed, it's an all around good mod."

2."My ex dumped me when I made a request to diprip."

Diprip by Kenbob March 14, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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