dipswitch

someone who is completely clueless and is overall being an idiot.

person one: Uhhhh, so are you a boy or a girl....

person two: Stop being such a dipswitch Nathan!!!!

by wannagetasmoothiepete July 1, 2009

Hipswitch

When this word is shouted, everyone walking, jogging, or running has to turn
around quickly and go the opposite direction they were originally going

Person 1: *running*
Person 2: “HIPSWITCH”
Person 1: *turns around and runs in the opposite direction*

by Queen Breezy February 20, 2018

Dickwitch

A broad, dame, bird or just plain woman that is epitomized as a harlot by flying around on a "d" like it is a broom.
Also an insult from one male to another.

When one sees a girl that looks slutty, he or she shall exclaim to the nearest person "dickwitch", and pointing out that the woman is attractive but not something you want to touch.
OR.. it's a term of endearment or an insult. ie: Get off me, dickwitch!

by Brentus August 23, 2005

dipwich

Someone who acts incredibly dense while thinking themselves clever or superior. Marked by denial or obliviousness of how their behavior annoys others. Similar to dipwad, but more officious.

"General, the President wants to see you tomorrow at 9 a.m."
"Excuse me?"
"(sigh) 0900 ..."
"Thank you!"
"... dipwich"

by Ray the Curmudgeon September 2, 2013

dipbitch

A stupid, mean person. The combination of dipshit and bitch.

Jennifer is such a dipbitch, she called Randy retarded. dipshit, bitch, jerk

by dannyshamas March 19, 2016

hipswitch

when you dance so hard that your hips switch around. left becomes right and right becomes left. generally to funky house and hard house music, some old eighties disco can also leave you hipswitched

Damn Tracey you were busting some tight moves on Saturday, you must have been hipswitch(ed) in the morning

That DJ G-Funk played some sick hipswitch(ing) tunes lastnight

i'm gonna hipswitch tonight, the Prodigy are burning down the house at the End

by siffbachelor April 21, 2009

Ipswitch Clamroll

To blindfold a girl, bang her doggystyle, then go out for sushi while you let your friends come in one by one and have their way with her. You take off her blindfold and eat sushi in celebration.

G: Dude, you still going out with thunder thighs?
Kyle: Nah, I gave that bitch the Ipswitch Clamroll and dumped her.

by Lord Neep July 31, 2008