Someone who acts incredibly dense while thinking themselves clever or superior. Marked by denial or obliviousness of how their behavior annoys others. Similar to dipwad, but more officious.
"General, the President wants to see you tomorrow at 9 a.m."
"Excuse me?"
"(sigh) 0900 ..."
"Thank you!"
"... dipwich"
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.