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dinosaurous

n. An animal believed to have lived in the ice age. It is unknown whether this animal is still alive today. It is a species of penguin. It looks like your average emperor penguin, but it has spots the resemble very closely to a giraffes skin. It also carries other characteristics of a giraffe, such as a five foot neck and 12 inch tongue.

This animal is commonly mistaken for some type dinosaur. It is in no way a reptile or related to any type of dinosaur.
Dinosaurous was once the ruler of its penguin species, but now nobody knows whats happened to it. My theory is that it separated and evolved into the average penguin and giraffe we know today.
dinosaurous by Mr. Phillip March 24, 2011
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dinosaurous

the adjective form of dinosaur. looking, smelling, feeling, sounding, or tasting, like a dinosaur.
your boobs are SO dinosaurous.
dinosaurous by KIRRA March 24, 2005

Dinosaurism 

The religion of all religions. It was created by two special* girls who are not fooled by the age old "God" theory and prefer to believe in something that has actually existed. When in times of moral indecision stop and ask yourself, "What would dinosaurs do?" (W.W.D.D) T-Rex is of course large and in charge. When praying to him you must always make your hands into T-rex claws. Accept dinosaurs as your lord and savior and everything in life will fall into place. Or not.

*unemployed
I knew these two girls that practice Dinosaurism and they're the mother flippin!
Dinosaurism by brontawhoreus August 15, 2008

so dinosaurs 

An expression used to state how old something is.
My grandma is so dinosaurs.

That house is so dinosaurs.

Friend: Wow, this book is so old it's falling apart!
Me: Yea, it is so dinosaurs.
so dinosaurs by MC B-FLOP January 5, 2010

wanking with dinosaurs 

BBC TV show (yet unaired) about the masturbatory customs of Tyrannosaurus Sex, Orgasmosaurus Ferox and other Mezozoic critters.
Did you know that little Velociraptors got off by humping the leg of giant sauropods?
Did you know that Microraptor Zhaoianus had a feathered dork?
If you didn't, then watch Wanking With Dinosaurs!

calling dinosaurs 

College slang term that refers to the act of vomiting; a play on the sound that one emits during regurgitation.
Freddie drank a fifth of tequila and spent the rest of the night calling dinosaurs from the bathroom.
calling dinosaurs by Mr. T-Jay April 28, 2003