Dinosaurism

The religion of all religions. It was created by two special* girls who are not fooled by the age old "God" theory and prefer to believe in something that has actually existed. When in times of moral indecision stop and ask yourself, "What would dinosaurs do?" (W.W.D.D) T-Rex is of course large and in charge. When praying to him you must always make your hands into T-rex claws. Accept dinosaurs as your lord and savior and everything in life will fall into place. Or not.

*unemployed

I knew these two girls that practice Dinosaurism and they're the mother flippin!

by brontawhoreus August 15, 2008

Dinosaurism

1. A scientific scale or method used to gauge an individual's degree of "boomer-ness," primarily based on their lack of technical abilities, outdated references, or resistance to modern geek or nerd culture.
2. The state or quality of being out of touch with current technological trends or pop culture.

Dude, my friend tried to use a floppy disk to save his work today. His level of **dinosaurism** is off the charts!

by b0xtch October 16, 2023

Dinosaurism

A subdivision of the sporkism religion. This aspect of the religion is souly bent of the munching or bill gates, emo whores, france and france related areas, and my chemistry teacher. Dinosaurs usually just eat there prey, but they have been known to attack with sporks

Emo Whore: Why...Why are you doing this

Amazing dinosaur: because, you just dont deserve to live, the whole worlds about dinosaurism baby

Emo Whore: if only id seen the light earlier...nooooo! a spork

by Scotteth October 27, 2005

Last Dinosaurs

An amazing band from Brisbane, Australia.

Last Dinosaurs, Amazing.

by 2000lies August 4, 2010

Dinosauring

When someone takes over a role you have (typically at work), thus making you outdated.

Rafey just killed the presentation to the board. He's dinosauring the fuck out of me.

by Poley on the Pole June 18, 2018

so dinosaurs

An expression used to state how old something is.

My grandma is so dinosaurs.

That house is so dinosaurs.

Friend: Wow, this book is so old it's falling apart!
Me: Yea, it is so dinosaurs.

by MC B-FLOP January 5, 2010

wanking with dinosaurs

BBC TV show (yet unaired) about the masturbatory customs of Tyrannosaurus Sex, Orgasmosaurus Ferox and other Mezozoic critters.

Did you know that little Velociraptors got off by humping the leg of giant sauropods?
Did you know that Microraptor Zhaoianus had a feathered dork?
If you didn't, then watch Wanking With Dinosaurs!

by Hugh G Rection May 29, 2005