A person of limited mental capacity who wanders through life oblivious to most items of common knowledge and standards of adequate personal hygiene. In spite of their significant cognitive deficiencies and general inability for critical thinking, these people often display an unjustified level of confidence in their own opinions.
“Listen Dinkdonker...I realize that you have your Grade 8 and are considered the Shake-n-Bake expert down at the housing, but that doesn’t also make you an expert in Constitutional Law and geopolitics.”
dank is typically used to describe awesome weed. in this context, it achieves a new superlative meaning to relate to the butt.
it can also be split into the term 'dankiest donk' to describe the most amazing ass in the world.
"that dankydonk is outta this world. got me droolin."
"yo bro you see that dankydonk over der? tryna."
a: "shit bra she gotta dankydonk. how you ever hit that? she too blind to see you gotta pooface?"
b: "nah b she don't got no dankydonk. pshhh she got the dankiest donk! and don worry she seen mah pooface so well that she know it the shit."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"