A person of limited mental capacity who wanders through life oblivious to most items of common knowledge and standards of adequate personal hygiene. In spite of their significant cognitive deficiencies and general inability for critical thinking, these people often display an unjustified level of confidence in their own opinions.

“Listen Dinkdonker...I realize that you have your Grade 8 and are considered the Shake-n-Bake expert down at the housing, but that doesn’t also make you an expert in Constitutional Law and geopolitics.”

Dinkdonker by The Gaped Ape May 15, 2020

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dankydonk

a compound word (danky + donk) for a GREAT ASS.

dank is typically used to describe awesome weed. in this context, it achieves a new superlative meaning to relate to the butt.

it can also be split into the term 'dankiest donk' to describe the most amazing ass in the world.

"that dankydonk is outta this world. got me droolin."

"yo bro you see that dankydonk over der? tryna."

a: "shit bra she gotta dankydonk. how you ever hit that? she too blind to see you gotta pooface?"
b: "nah b she don't got no dankydonk. pshhh she got the dankiest donk! and don worry she seen mah pooface so well that she know it the shit."

dankydonk by eeeyo September 3, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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