dinkpoker

one who is extremely gay, who prod's cock with his girlish fingers, a guy who takes it bothways from other dinkpokers,

sinwask you dinkpoker take your finger off roach's dink, you flame

dinkpoker by J-BOMB January 27, 2004

Dinkdonker 

A person of limited mental capacity who wanders through life oblivious to most items of common knowledge and standards of adequate personal hygiene. In spite of their significant cognitive deficiencies and general inability for critical thinking, these people often display an unjustified level of confidence in their own opinions.

“Listen Dinkdonker...I realize that you have your Grade 8 and are considered the Shake-n-Bake expert down at the housing, but that doesn’t also make you an expert in Constitutional Law and geopolitics.”

Dinkdonker by The Gaped Ape May 15, 2020

DikDoker

A completely obtusely uneducated individual that uniformly receives their "scientific information" off of the social media platform, TikTok. Typically, a Gen-Zer (not exclusively) who is commonly associated with Millennials who has gone through the schooling systems of late that allow graduation without being even literate, yet claim they are widely more "informed" or "researched" on a topic. Typically, posting this on another social media platform of choice with a wide audience, such as Twatter or Fuckbook.

Did you see Pat's posts from TikTok from a podiatrist on not getting vaccinated? They even said they'd get the poke if the FDA officially approved it, but now they won't because they "researched it" and posted the video as their clinical research. What a fucking DikDoker.

DikDoker by tiredjusttired August 25, 2021

dickjoker 

An individual who indulges in anecdotes about the male genitalia way too often.

Jack: “my dick is so big it needs its own dedicated heart!”

“Amber: hi you have such an amazing package there, are those only balls or there’s a stick to it?”

Amber is such a dickjoker.

dickjoker by WillyWankerAndTheDildoFactory August 5, 2023