dinkleworth

a very long and thick and rotund penis that is hard to use the restroom with and is generally very large and inconvenient to do everyday things in.

yesterday i was having a really hard time peeing in the toilet because i have a dinkleworth

dinkleworth by sir dumbledore March 18, 2021

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dinkleworf

A good looking, intelligent fella with unlimited rizz potential.

Dinkleworf been rizzin up all the fine shotties recently.

dinkleworf by Gibblet5000 April 10, 2023

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dinkleworth • dinkleworf • DingleForth

dinkleworf

The true magnum opus of the English language. Used to describe something so great no other word can come close to describing it.

Person #1: My essay can only be described as dinkleworf.
Person #2 You say dinkleworf, but it reads more like it was written by a dinkledorf.

dinkleworf by Shred The Paper April 10, 2023

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DingleForth

When a Dingle Forths, you get a DingleForth

That DingleForth you just got is awesome.

Two DingleForths in one game, insanity?!

DingleForths aren't additive; they're multiplicative. When two pure souls gather to DingleForth, their effect is far greater than any single Dingleforther.

DingleForth by TheFirstDingleForther December 21, 2025

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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