dinkle dick 

The name of ur asshole friend who succeeds at everything and pisses u off

God dang it u freaking dinkle dick I'll cut u

dinkle dick by FLEENSTONES February 20, 2017

Dingle Dick 

When your pubic hairs are longer than your penis. It is a tragic problem to be stuck with!

I need to trim my DINGLE DICK!!

Dingle Dick by The Most Dingled Dick June 21, 2011

dingle dick 

someone who is a bafoon or idiot

that dingle dick ruined my blender

dingle dick by justin March 30, 2005

dunkle dick 

Ancient slang for a donkey's phallus

"You are the the dunkle dick"

dunkle dick by somuz January 1, 2018

dingle dick 

to call someone an idiot or insult their intelligence.

shutup dingle dick, you don't even know what your talking about!

dingle dick by justin May 13, 2005

Dingle Dick 

shit on the end on your dick after you are done having anal.this stops cum from flowing which causes dick to explode.

ooo shit dam it i have dingle dick!

Dingle Dick by travis and james October 24, 2006

Dingle dick 

When you ejaculate and the semen dingle off of your dick

Jesus jimmy what up with your dingle dick

Dingle dick by Flappy flapper November 3, 2014