"Alright Dave?"
"No, I went to the doctors and turns out I've got Dinklage."
"Dinklage?"
"Aye, it's when you have an exceptionally saggy scrotum. I wouldn't wish it on anyone."
"Surely it's got some uses?"
"Well apart from swingball, no. Even then, the fact it's my testes puts the kids off."
A little piece of food stuck between your front teeth that you are unaware of; someone often needs to tell you its there. It can usually be removed by running your tongue over your front teeth or trying to suck it out, making a rude noise.