"Alright Dave?"
"No, I went to the doctors and turns out I've got Dinklage."
"Dinklage?"
"Aye, it's when you have an exceptionally saggy scrotum. I wouldn't wish it on anyone."
"Surely it's got some uses?"
"Well apart from swingball, no. Even then, the fact it's my testes puts the kids off."
A little piece of food stuck between your front teeth that you are unaware of; someone often needs to tell you its there. It can usually be removed by running your tongue over your front teeth or trying to suck it out, making a rude noise.
Me: "Hi Ginn, how are you?"
Ginn: "I'm great!" (Gives a toothy smile).
Me: Whoa! (Pointing to your friend). "You've got a little dinklage on your tooth."
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.