Definitions by JJBullfrog

Boomhauer 

When someone parks a vehicle crooked in a parking spot, usually taking up two or three parking spaces.

There's too many boomhauers in this parking lot and that's why we can't park here!

Boomhauer by JJBullfrog December 12, 2024

Dinklage 

Any object changed to appease those small in stature, usually a change nobody but a small group of people like.

The Snow White Disney remake is dinklage trash!

Dinklage by JJBullfrog November 7, 2023

Eating Goldfish from the Box

When a Twitch streamer (or other entertaining host) shows cleavage (or fan-service) while eating any kind of food.

"I have to leave now," commented a chat member, "Amy Whatserface is Eating Goldfish from the Box".

Eating Goldfish from the Box by JJBullfrog October 20, 2021

Snoobage 

The front area below the belt but before the private vicinity as if one's zipper is open, showing pubic hair and a little extra sometimes.

Your barn door's open! No one wants to see your snoobage!

Snoobage by JJBullfrog February 1, 2020