"Alright Dave?"
"No, I went to the doctors and turns out I've got Dinklage."
"Dinklage?"
"Aye, it's when you have an exceptionally saggy scrotum. I wouldn't
wish it on anyone."
"Surely it's got some uses?"
"
Well apart from swingball, no. Even then, the fact it's my testes puts the
kids off."