dink wrinkle

d-ink r-ink-l
Derogatory name for someone "soft."

Man, did you see that guy back down? What a dink wrinkle!

by hav2bspittin October 29, 2007

dink wrinkle

dink wrinkle;a penis of microscopic size that smells of week old cabbage.

"boy,when me and burl was at the showers,his unusualy small dink wrinkle unfurled to the ground, it was filthy and gross.

by humble mac March 10, 2009

winkle dink

a guy, in a smoke shop in ohio!

that guy over there is a real winkle dink

by jj1369 February 14, 2025

Dickwrinkle

1) Latin, from <i>dikus</i> (dumbass), and <i>rinkelum</i> (to the extreme). The epitome of stupidity, a complete and total moron.

2) A wrinkle on the male genitalia, usually used derogatorily to refer to a dumbass (see above)

That was the stupidest thing I've ever heard; you're such a dickwrinkle

by Alex September 13, 2004

dikwrinkle

A smelly paedophile with dirty blonde hair or a stupid wee using scumbag bastard.

That guy Declan is a dikwrinkle.

by Truth&Justice April 11, 2022