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dink wrinkle

dink wrinkle;a penis of microscopic size that smells of week old cabbage.
"boy,when me and burl was at the showers,his unusualy small dink wrinkle unfurled to the ground, it was filthy and gross.
dink wrinkle by humble mac March 10, 2009

winkle dink 

a guy, in a smoke shop in ohio!
that guy over there is a real winkle dink
winkle dink by jj1369 February 14, 2025

Dickwrinkle 

1) Latin, from <i>dikus</i> (dumbass), and <i>rinkelum</i> (to the extreme). The epitome of stupidity, a complete and total moron.

2) A wrinkle on the male genitalia, usually used derogatorily to refer to a dumbass (see above)
That was the stupidest thing I've ever heard; you're such a dickwrinkle
Dickwrinkle by Alex September 13, 2004

dikwrinkle 

A smelly paedophile with dirty blonde hair or a stupid wee using scumbag bastard.
That guy Declan is a dikwrinkle.
dikwrinkle by Truth&Justice April 11, 2022
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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