A term referring to a new breed of coward, bowing to microscopic overlords that rule entirely from a world of digital information (ie. – Bytes), wielding powers from the intricate depths of tangled dingle-berries.
Today's world is full of those DingleBytes, trying to shape society into their own vision of how things should be.
When a guy cums in a girlshair and she accidentally falls asleep, forgetting about it until the next day. When she wakes up the next morning it looks like she has partial dreadlocks from the dried semen in her hair.
This can also happen if she does not realize the jizz has gotten in her hair in the first place.
"Thank God I had a hat in my car, I totally forgot Billy blew a huge load in my hair and I have a mad case of Dingledreads!"
A DingleRex is a person with a severe anal fetish. Someone who who likes to eat and finger anuses very occasionally. Some people even take it to the extent to eat the dingleberries out of another's asshole in a T-Rex manor by mauling at the anus aggressively using no hands!