dinglemyre

An absolute God among men

That person is an absolute dinglemyre at this game

by anonymous June 4, 2023

dinglerebs

The remaining shit on your ass-beard after you tried wiping your ass as well as you could.

John smells like Dinglerebs!

by Bjarni September 30, 2007

Dinglebytes

A term referring to a new breed of coward, bowing to microscopic overlords that rule entirely from a world of digital information (ie. – Bytes), wielding powers from the intricate depths of tangled dingle-berries.

Today's world is full of those DingleBytes, trying to shape society into their own vision of how things should be.

by Kikima April 1, 2020

dinglefore

when someone is not smart, or very slow. or when they dont get something very fast.

"that girl is such a DINGLEFORE, she didnt know what a dyke was!"

by andly August 23, 2007

Dingledreads

When a guy cums in a girls hair and she accidentally falls asleep, forgetting about it until the next day. When she wakes up the next morning it looks like she has partial dreadlocks from the dried semen in her hair.

This can also happen if she does not realize the jizz has gotten in her hair in the first place.

"Thank God I had a hat in my car, I totally forgot Billy blew a huge load in my hair and I have a mad case of Dingledreads!"

by raoul_duke12 and shredqueen May 13, 2010

dinglemire

A word that only cool people can use against lame people.

Cool guy: you ate all the pizza you dinglemire!

Lame guy: yes I did.

by Dr Waffle August 5, 2023

DingleRex

A DingleRex is a person with a severe anal fetish. Someone who who likes to eat and finger anuses very occasionally. Some people even take it to the extent to eat the dingleberries out of another's asshole in a T-Rex manor by mauling at the anus aggressively using no hands!

Lil boat ate the dingleberries out of Shaniquas ass like a DingleRex

by BenSpankin May 10, 2017