dingleheist 

The theft of dingleberries, to steal ones butt nuggets.

Dude, I took a dump earlier and wasn't sure the tp we had would work. Boy was I wrong, it was a complete dingleheist. It robbed my ass of its nuggets.

dingleheist by jackjester666 October 15, 2013

danglemeister

A danglemeister is someone whome by encroaching upon a dangleberry is a master of the art of having a dangleberry. They may shart themselves and therefor create a dangleberry with ease.

Dogs are danglemeisters because they create dangleberrys with ease.

danglemeister by alejandro14 March 8, 2011

dingleheimer 

a german person who has a dingleberry mustache

1 hitler had a dingleheimer
2 kendall has a dingleheimer
3 austin and abe bobo have dingleheimers all over their face and all in their butt holes

dingleheimer by tyler betta fuckin recognize November 8, 2005

Dinglenest

1)The place in which dingle-berries are caught. The tangled hair of the butt crack.
2)A crowded place with little pieces of shit that is difficult to leave i.e. a hipster bar

Let's leave, this place is a total dinglenest

Dinglenest by T. Chesterfield May 17, 2011

dingleheimersmith 

Some douchebag whose name you either don't know or can't remember.

"I can't believe the new guy left me to do all the work. What a dingleheimersmith"

"What the fuck was up with the dingleheimersmith? What was he bitching about?

dingleheimersmith by ZeldasProtectionOrder March 17, 2024