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dingledorf

A dingledorf is someone of supposed average intelligence, but makes incredibly brainless misjudgments. They are the kind of people that even the Pope could strangle with his bare hands. They make you grab you head and scream for murder. They will test you to your limits of humanity.
Oh dude, I cannot believe it. the fucking dingledorf drove off and left his wife and kids in the middle of the desert.
dingledorf by Guido1 March 3, 2008

dingledonut 

The result of having your pet rat shit on a plate of donuts while you're having sex with your dog. A dingledonut is something to avoid during or after a prayer service with Princess Peussie and/or Mary Mount or MOJO.
"Peussie fed me that dingledonut, knowing it would make me vomit on MOJO at the High Mass"
OR
"So there it was floating face down in the toilet, that damned nasty dingledonut"
dingledonut by Marcus Holly January 2, 2008

Dingledorfing 

The act of committing various acts of shenanigans to the highest degree
Stevan "hey want to go dingledorfing later today on vrchat"

Ace "sure it would be so fun"
Dingledorfing by the bingleborf August 26, 2022

quantavious dingleton

quandale dingle's 3rd cousin once removed. He is wanted for war crimes he allegedly committed in Northern Italy.
quantavious dingleton robbed me of my life savings.

dingleton 

"Look at that rich, Donald Trump-wannabe, with the tophat and the monocle. He's such a dingleton."

dingledong

When your lazy ass son walks around with his socks hanging half way off his feet. The sock part hanging off the end of the foot is called a : 'dingledong'.

It actually drove my 7 year old daughter nuts, and she actually came up with the word 'dingledong'. We happened to be talking about what a dingleberry was before hand. I guess that was her inspiration.
Austin pull up ur damn socks you have dingledongs.
dingledong by Jon Feutz April 1, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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