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dingledoofer 

A term for a penis. Parents may use this term with younger males instead of dick, cock, or even meat missle.
I told my Mom I had to pee, she told me to tie my dingledoofer in a knot. I said it wasn't long enough.
dingledoofer by Gottapee July 1, 2017

dingledopper 

My friend Malek looks like Kate's dingledopper
dingledopper by diarina May 21, 2011

Dinglewonker 

A non-existent word used to describe something, or one who makes up non-existent words to describe things.
The word Dinglewonkeris aDinglewonkeritself

"That's not a real word, You're a Dinglewonker!"
Dinglewonker by Mr. Webster March 7, 2004

dinglewonger 

the long shlong that hangs off a man's no-no square.
skedaddle skedoodle yer dicks now a noodle. "Dinglewonger"

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026