dingleburger

It's the fuckin' dingleberry that gets stuck between your asscheeks and gets flattened by two fat ass buns.

"Because of that dingleburger, I now have shit on my ass cheeks."

dingleburger by Da Schultzy April 4, 2015

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Mr. DingleBurg

Mr. DingleBurg is a lonely dirty household object replaced by a swiffer. You might have seen Mr. DingleBurg on the swifter commercial wishing he was more usefull. After the commercial he was placed in a dumpster which brings us back to the beggining. Once he was found he was so content to have a home to clean untill he saw the swiffer that day we made him happy by replacing the swiffer with Mr. DingleBurg. We let him do the honors.

Person #1- What is that dirty busted lumpy duster in your closet?
Person#2- Oh that's just my duster Mr. DingleBurg.
Mr. DingleBurg- Hey that's not very nice to call me names.
Person#1- Uh you should replace him with a swiffer.
Person#2- Don't you dare talk about Mr. DingleBurg like that again.
Mr. DingleBurg- Why does everyone hate me? Booohooo Ahhhhh!l

Mr. DingleBurg by Mel-May-Ham May 17, 2009

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Dunkleburger

The act of smacking a girl on the back of the head while she's giving you a blowjob at the moment you cum, so that the jizz comes out of her eyes and nose.

This girl was last night was a real freak, she was going down on me and wanted me to give her the dunkleburger!

Dunkleburger by TTwin May 11, 2011