dingleburger
It's the fuckin' dingleberry that gets stuck between your asscheeks and gets flattened by two fat ass buns.
dingleburger by Da Schultzy April 4, 2015
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Mr. DingleBurg
Mr. DingleBurg is a lonely dirty household object replaced by a swiffer. You might have seen Mr. DingleBurg on the swifter commercial wishing he was more usefull. After the commercial he was placed in a dumpster which brings us back to the beggining. Once he was found he was so content to have a home to clean untill he saw the swiffer that day we made him happy by replacing the swiffer with Mr. DingleBurg. We let him do the honors.
Person #1- What is that dirty busted lumpy duster in your closet?
Person#2- Oh that's just my duster Mr. DingleBurg.
Mr. DingleBurg- Hey that's not very nice to call me names.
Person#1- Uh you should replace him with a swiffer.
Person#2- Don't you dare talk about Mr. DingleBurg like that again.
Mr. DingleBurg- Why does everyone hate me? Booohooo Ahhhhh!l
Person#2- Oh that's just my duster Mr. DingleBurg.
Mr. DingleBurg- Hey that's not very nice to call me names.
Person#1- Uh you should replace him with a swiffer.
Person#2- Don't you dare talk about Mr. DingleBurg like that again.
Mr. DingleBurg- Why does everyone hate me? Booohooo Ahhhhh!l
Mr. DingleBurg by Mel-May-Ham May 17, 2009
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Dunkleburger
The act of smacking a girl on the back of the head while she's giving you a blowjob at the moment you cum, so that the jizz comes out of her eyes and nose.
This girl was last night was a real freak, she was going down on me and wanted me to give her the dunkleburger!
Dunkleburger by TTwin May 11, 2011
dinglebanger
Today I went to pick up a dinglebanger from the nursery.
That kids parents must be real dinglebangers.
That kids parents must be real dinglebangers.
dinglebanger by Loucifer0716 August 13, 2010
Dingleberger
Dingleberger by smpskates February 3, 2018
dinglebooger
A residual booger crust that dangles off a nose hair or skin tag and flaps unawares of its owner at each breath.
dinglebooger by Clarian December 23, 2013
Dinglebooger
Dinglebooger by Markimus919 July 18, 2014
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