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dingle bat 

The word "dingle bat" was created by me. Dingle Bat is reciognized to have three definitions;
1. A bat with one wing
2. A person who talks too much and has nothing important to say
3. Someone with an utterly annoying voice that makes you want to shoot them to bloody death.
1. I saw a dingle bat fall out of a tree the other night.
2. Greg talks a whole bunch, but really has nothing important to say; he's a real dingle bat.
3. Leah has a really shrill and annoying voice, which makes her a dingle bat.
dingle bat by jacob December 21, 2004
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Quantavious Dinglebottem 

The fine high class version of the inferior Quandale Dingle. Standing at a whopping 5 foot 4 with a 69 inch vertical he is also the greatest basketball player of all time.
The divine king Quantavious Dinglebottem
teabagging someone with dingle berries on your scrotum hair
Dudebro 1: Why do you have some much shit in your teeth?
Dudebro 2: Oh man, i must've gotten dinglebagged again last night..
dinglebag by ElectricDreamMachine January 17, 2009

Dinglebytes 

A term referring to a new breed of coward, bowing to microscopic overlords that rule entirely from a world of digital information (ie. – Bytes), wielding powers from the intricate depths of tangled dingle-berries.
Today's world is full of those DingleBytes, trying to shape society into their own vision of how things should be.
Dinglebytes by Kikima April 1, 2020

Dinglebarista 

"Jesus Christ, did that barista just pick his asshole while making my coffee?"

"I guess he's a Dinglebarista"

"I wish dad was still alive"
Dinglebarista by Peven glugh January 30, 2022
A dinglebat is worse then a dingleberry. A dingleberry is someone who acts inappropriately. A Dinglebat is someone who clings to a seriously flawed philosophical trend, or a political trend, because it will curry them favor.
Smithers on The Simpsons is a Dinglebat. As is Larry Jacobs, or Dr. Hager....
dinglebat by Gay Auntie November 30, 2009

Dinglebating

When you go to take a shit and you end up masturbating before you wipe your ass.
Connie: Hey Cole, whats taking so long in there!?

Cole: Hold on Mom! I'm dinglebating!
Dinglebating by BMBZ August 12, 2011