dinger dong

refering to the male genetalia. often used to describe a youngins wang.

dont touch my dinger dong you dirty preist.

by megadong July 7, 2009

dinger donger

the male genitalia specifically the penis

dude, i want to put my dinger donger in that chick

by dana k. December 5, 2007

Ding dong danger wank

The act of danger wanking while ding dong ditching someones house. The wanker must ring the doorbell, and then successfully masturbate before they can run away. All before the person answers the door.

-Dude, Jim totally ding dong danger wanked Kathleen's house last night.
-Niiice, did he get away?
-Yeah, hes a pro at it.

by Ultra Super Supreme King Dick November 6, 2011

Dong Digger

Similar to the gold digger only she goes after large manhoods that live on welfare and food stamps. Often infertile...

Darian: Man that dong digger made me spend all of this month's welfare and food stamps.
Adrian: Told you! She came into your life and made you wanna spend it all on her in one day.
Darian: Yeah...though the infertile freak did give me the claps

by DJ Craze October 24, 2013

ding dong dinner

An expression of happiness from an unexpected satisfying event occurring

Wow! I got an A on my pre-cal exam! Well, ain’t that a ding dong dinner!?

by VeganMama March 11, 2022

Dinker Donger

Your dick, specifically a small or plump one.

John Cena's dinker donger got lost in the Vietnam War

by Poop NudeSafety January 28, 2006

Danger Dongs

A set of nun chunks made of two large dildos connected by a chain. Pulling a set of these out is one of the greatest power moves known to man.

The other night someone tried to mug me, but luckily I had my Danger Dongs on me to defend myself.

by Grumlord;) March 3, 2019