dimbleweed

A name someone calls another when they are being stupid.

What's 9+10?
19?
No it's 21 dimbleweed

dimbleweed by Natecook October 16, 2014

Zimbleweed 

A game everyone on the planet is playing, where people are freely allowed to tackle somebody to the floor IF they shout ZIMBLEWEED before doing so. Founded in late 2009 and rose to popularity in 2010 after a facebook group was created honouring the game and its greatness.

Verb:
The actual act of completing a flooring of somebody

Tenses:
Zimbleweeded, Zimbleweeding

"John zimbleweeded me!"
He tried to zimbleweed the old woman but she was too wiley

Zimbleweed by Guru Camdog January 19, 2010

Dumbleweed 

To score on ones self in the game of foosball

I was about to win but commited a Dumbleweed.

Dumbleweed by Booger132 December 27, 2011

dingleweed 

A person who has made a completely irrelevant or dumb comment and is considered by the general population to be stupid.

Jack said, "That tree has a limb."

David said, " No shit you fucking dingleweed!"

dingleweed by ZACHCHIEF August 10, 2007

Dingleweed 

A dingleweed is a guy who will never be loved by a woman and is a all around butt this is a person slightly worst then a dingleberry and the opposite of a yeetster

Man does something really stupid

John “ oh your such a dingleweed”

Dingleweed by Yeet Warrior December 28, 2018

Dumbleweed 

When you and your friend hook up in a 69 (non-sexually way) and start rolling by using your feet.

Bruh is that a tumble weed?
Nah B it's a dumbleweed

Dumbleweed by Yeetyouthoughtiwouldgiveuanick June 9, 2019

dickleweed 

When you wake up in the morning for work or school and haven't had time to shower, wash your face, or put makeup on, and you end up talking to your crush.

"Dude, I saw Chelsey today. Ugh, I looked like such a dickleweed!!"

"Dude, no you don't! You look great. You just look like you partied with rockstars last night and forgot to shave!

dickleweed by samedifference October 5, 2018