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dingleweed 

A person who has made a completely irrelevant or dumb comment and is considered by the general population to be stupid.
Jack said, "That tree has a limb."

David said, " No shit you fucking dingleweed!"
dingleweed by ZACHCHIEF August 10, 2007
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Dingleweed 

A dingleweed is a guy who will never be loved by a woman and is a all around butt this is a person slightly worst then a dingleberry and the opposite of a yeetster
Man does something really stupid

John “ oh your such a dingleweed”
Dingleweed by Yeet Warrior December 28, 2018

dinglewood 

The phallic anatomy of a male sexual predator.
Watch out for his dinglewood, kids!
dinglewood by DrZach October 12, 2020

Bingleweed 

A word used in an akward conversation to alert someone to change the subject.
Person 1: ... and that's how I became a transvestite.
Person 2: ...
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Bingleweed...
Person 1: So... changing the subject...
Bingleweed by Joobaloop April 3, 2011
A word referrring to someone who is a jackass.
That cocksucker is such a dinglewad!
dinglewad by MSN April 20, 2006

Dinglewoodilitus 

A disease that appears after exposure or close proximity to dinglewood. Symptoms first appear as hives or rash. Later developments include tiredness / sleepiness and waking up with a sore rectum.
She’s displaying symptoms of dinglewoodilitus.
Dinglewoodilitus by DrZach October 12, 2020

dinglehead

Another name for perceived bad drivers, usually assumed to be female and talking on a cell phone.
Get off your d@#$ phone!!! Get out of the way! What are you doing you dinglehead???!?!!?!?!!
dinglehead by Lulufefe May 9, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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