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Dog Id Like To Walk, used when you see one cute ass dog or a very walkable dog and you think, hey i wanna walk that bitch
Jeff: vro look at that fuckin diltw
Gary: Id have that diltw any day

Jeff: deadass that’s one hell of a diltw
diltw by Big don May 21, 2018
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A combination of "dildo" and "asswipe." A handy abbreviation if you want to call someone both names but are too lazy to use both words.
Guy A: "Hey, look! I'm getting ready to stick my junk into the electrical outlet!"
Guy B: "Don't do that, you dilwipe!"
dilwipe by dentar February 20, 2011
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diltw dilt worm Dillweed dilt dirtwhore diltch dilweed Dilawan Diltz dilwar
Someone that lacks so much intelligence that they do not realize how ridiculously they are behaving. A straight up moron. An imbecile.
"Remember when John drank all those beers last night and started harassing Katie?"

"Yeah, he was acting like a complete dillwad."
dillwad by svensson doitzelkaiser November 4, 2014

dilwacker 

a douche bag; a fake; an arrogant yet stupid slob; a user/abuser of people or things; a synthetic penis; a jerk.
That guy from Janesville is such a dilwacker! That's the last time I'll let him date my daughter!
dilwacker by thingoneandthingtwo November 5, 2012
To get roasted or owned in the most disrespectful way.
This man just got dilted!
Dilted by Chan the Man Yeet February 6, 2023

Dilworth 7

A terrorist group that works in the Fallowfield area of Manchester. Key attributes of the offenses committed by the group include; underwear attached to the ceiling, cling film interior design and aluminum decor, suspicious messages, ransom notes and a threatening ultimatum.
Girl: I can't believe I got Dilworthed last night.
Boy: Pissed..must of been the Dilworth 7.

Girl: I forgot to lock my room tonight.
Boy: Oh, you soo gonna get Dilworthed.
Dilworth 7 by chesnutcourt February 10, 2012
An invented insult word that sounds bad but isn't.
I can't believe my husband has such a dilwonk for a best friend.
dilwonk by Joe & Buzz January 19, 2011
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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