diltw 

Dog Id Like To Walk, used when you see one cute ass dog or a very walkable dog and you think, hey i wanna walk that bitch

Jeff: vro look at that fuckin diltw
Gary: Id have that diltw any day

Jeff: deadass that’s one hell of a diltw

diltw by Big don May 21, 2018

dilwipe 

A combination of "dildo" and "asswipe." A handy abbreviation if you want to call someone both names but are too lazy to use both words.

Guy A: "Hey, look! I'm getting ready to stick my junk into the electrical outlet!"
Guy B: "Don't do that, you dilwipe!"

dilwipe by dentar February 20, 2011

dillwad

Someone that lacks so much intelligence that they do not realize how ridiculously they are behaving. A straight up moron. An imbecile.

"Remember when John drank all those beers last night and started harassing Katie?"

"Yeah, he was acting like a complete dillwad."

dillwad by svensson doitzelkaiser November 4, 2014

dilwacker 

a douche bag; a fake; an arrogant yet stupid slob; a user/abuser of people or things; a synthetic penis; a jerk.

That guy from Janesville is such a dilwacker! That's the last time I'll let him date my daughter!

dilwacker by thingoneandthingtwo November 5, 2012

Dilted

To get roasted or owned in the most disrespectful way.

This man just got dilted!

Dilted by Chan the Man Yeet February 6, 2023

Dilworth 7

A terrorist group that works in the Fallowfield area of Manchester. Key attributes of the offenses committed by the group include; underwear attached to the ceiling, cling film interior design and aluminum decor, suspicious messages, ransom notes and a threatening ultimatum.

Girl: I can't believe I got Dilworthed last night.
Boy: Pissed..must of been the Dilworth 7.

Girl: I forgot to lock my room tonight.
Boy: Oh, you soo gonna get Dilworthed.

Dilworth 7 by chesnutcourt February 10, 2012

dilwonk 

An invented insult word that sounds bad but isn't.

I can't believe my husband has such a dilwonk for a best friend.

dilwonk by Joe & Buzz January 19, 2011