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Dicktarded 

The state of consciousness or euphoria following orgasm after having really good sex.
Sex with john left me dicktarded.
Dicktarded by Xtyn82 June 28, 2017

dicktarded 

the unequivocal response to a statement or action that is severely lacking in any trace of logic, reason, or any sort of intellect. used best in conjunction with awkward pauses when someone you don't like makes an obviously wrong statement and you feel like embarrassing them in front of their peers.
Sean: Do you guys think you can go to war and kill someone?

Danny: I think i could, because i wrestled and paintball.

(silence)

Dylan: That was so dicktarded it disproved natural selection.
dicktarded by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009

Willtarded 

Someone that acts like a complete dumbass or a baby in front of women.
Hey, don’t invite Willem over, he’s going to act willtarded.
Willtarded by Willtarded November 5, 2020

Dicktarded 

When a girl loses her virginity and her mind because she fell in love with dick on the first stroke.
Look at that Ho. Mikey took her out last night and must have fucked her right cause she came home dicktarded!!!
Dicktarded by Tiny Cox84 April 27, 2019

Willtarded 

When someone is 6 foot 6 1/2 inches past retarded
Look at that willtarded guy
Willtarded by Bwayne ditty waken December 3, 2011

dicktarded 

that guy over there is dicktarded
dicktarded by duckster August 7, 2003
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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