dilltarded

the inability to properly spell or use correct grammar.

Wtf did you just say bro? You're mad dilltarded.

by jayswizzy February 2, 2021

Dicktarded

The state of consciousness or euphoria following orgasm after having really good sex.

Sex with john left me dicktarded.

by Xtyn82 June 28, 2017

dicktarded

the unequivocal response to a statement or action that is severely lacking in any trace of logic, reason, or any sort of intellect. used best in conjunction with awkward pauses when someone you don't like makes an obviously wrong statement and you feel like embarrassing them in front of their peers.

Sean: Do you guys think you can go to war and kill someone?

Danny: I think i could, because i wrestled and paintball.

(silence)

Dylan: That was so dicktarded it disproved natural selection.

by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009

Willtarded

Someone that acts like a complete dumbass or a baby in front of women.

Hey, don’t invite Willem over, he’s going to act willtarded.

by Willtarded November 5, 2020

Dicktarded

When a girl loses her virginity and her mind because she fell in love with dick on the first stroke.

Look at that Ho. Mikey took her out last night and must have fucked her right cause she came home dicktarded!!!

by Tiny Cox84 April 27, 2019

Willtarded

When someone is 6 foot 6 1/2 inches past retarded

Look at that willtarded guy

by Bwayne ditty waken December 3, 2011

dicktarded

to be a dick and a retard

that guy over there is dicktarded

by duckster August 7, 2003