When someone (usually from a nice fellow) asks a request of some kind that you heavily disagree with but you can't deny it or else you're the asshole.
Guy 1: Hey wanna go to my birthday party? Yeah, my grandma died, my dog got hit, I couldn't pay my bills, but I trust you could come.
Guy 2: (Wow I'm in such an Asshole Dilemma) Uh... sure?
Guy 2: (Wow I'm in such an Asshole Dilemma) Uh... sure?
by lulucio December 22, 2020
when a man or womans nipples are very visible and pointy through their shirt or bra, etc.
common in cold weather circumstances
common in cold weather circumstances
by letstakeamoment March 25, 2014
a situation in which one must release feces but cannot for fear of others heraing the feces dropping in the toilet - "plop"
by beast and stooge December 12, 2003
The situation one faces if offered sex when one's poopchute is in a state of less-than-optimal hygiene. This may be due to splatter ass, lack of access to bathing facilities, or just plain laziness. The risks are to accept the sex and run the risk of being thought a skank or dirtball, or to turn down the sex even though you might avoid detection of your filthy fudgepipe.
Named for Beavis's alter ego, Cornholio, who always needs TP for his bunghole.
Named for Beavis's alter ego, Cornholio, who always needs TP for his bunghole.
I had just gotten back from a camping trip when my buddy's hot sister walked up the driveway and started coming on to me. Having gone three days without a bath, using only leaves for toilet paper, I thus experienced Cornholio's Dilemma.
by Gabby Johnson March 17, 2008
If you've ever eaten a taco, or a particularly full sandwich, you have encountered the Taco Dilemma. The problem arises when you realize that your taco has so many toppings, and so much meat, that if you try to take a bite from one end, much of the contents will drop out the other side.
Thus, you are presented with a dilemma: Which end do you take, and which end do you sacrifice?
Thus, you are presented with a dilemma: Which end do you take, and which end do you sacrifice?
Carl pauses, taco in hand, and realizes the horror of the situation before him. Should he choose one end, he surely dooms the other to the horrible fate of falling, uneaten, to the plate.
His friend, Michael, notices Carl's hesitation. "Ah, the old Taco Dilemma, eh?"
His friend, Michael, notices Carl's hesitation. "Ah, the old Taco Dilemma, eh?"
by Tinglystix August 12, 2007
Based on Christina's Aguilera's song Genie in the Bottle lyric:
"My body's saying let's go. ... But my heart is saying no."
When something should begin at the very moment, but not all information is pointing to it being a good idea. It can also can mean that the information is not yet available, thus causing the hesitation.
"My body's saying let's go. ... But my heart is saying no."
When something should begin at the very moment, but not all information is pointing to it being a good idea. It can also can mean that the information is not yet available, thus causing the hesitation.
Engineer: "Should I go ahead and proceed implementing this feature?"
Project Manager: "Not sure... I have to check with the client."
Engineer: "Ah another Aguilera Dilemma."
Project Manager: "Not sure... I have to check with the client."
Engineer: "Ah another Aguilera Dilemma."
by djdy July 22, 2012
Bro it’s feeling pretty good right now. Gonna rock these sweet pink shorts.
Yea, but it’s gonna be 53 tonight.
Sounds like you have the bros dilemma.
Yea, but it’s gonna be 53 tonight.
Sounds like you have the bros dilemma.
by ElJefe6969 April 23, 2018