lulucio's definitions

Asshole Dilemma

When someone (usually from a nice fellow) asks a request of some kind that you heavily disagree with but you can't deny it or else you're the asshole.

Guy 1: Hey wanna go to my birthday party? Yeah, my grandma died, my dog got hit, I couldn't pay my bills, but I trust you could come.
Guy 2: (Wow I'm in such an Asshole Dilemma) Uh... sure?

by lulucio December 22, 2020

Call it a yogurt

A meaningless, unimportant, useless, money-leeching, mundane filler word that has no importance other than being at the end of sentences and serves to be infuriating.

"Dude, my dog died."
"Wow, call it a yogurt."
"What? I'm serious."
"Yeah, yikes... Call it a yogurt."

by lulucio March 27, 2025

It's giving chars

One of the most common slangs. Going to this dictionary to look it up is like saying water is wet.

"Your dress... It's giving chars!"
"Oh thank you! Yeah, it was hard to find it everywhere and-"
"You're giving off chars right now."
"What? Did I do something wrong?"
"It's giving chars."
"Ohhh! Gotcha!"

by lulucio March 27, 2025