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Carl's Jr commercials 

Carl's Jr commercials feature obnoxious portions and combinations of food that are merely ideological in intent. Nobody would seriously eat a double six-dollar burger with bacon and guac, but they're advertised anyway. The goal is to affirm the macho, guy-like, over-the-top, gonzo style that currently defines American masculinity. Other examples include raised pick-up trucks, Calvin peeing stickers, and driving like an asshole.
There's no way that totally bangable chick riding the mechanical bull in that Carl's Jr commercial could eat one of those burgers and still have such an incredibly hot ass.

Carl's Jr. 

Commonly called "CJ's" by more frequent users, Carl's Jr. has by far the best fast food burger, excluding In-N-Out. It's menu may also be easily manipulated for cheap satisfaction. Combinations of this include: 2 Famous Stars with criss-cut fries, 4 chicken sandwiches, and 3 Famous Stars. Of course, each of these require that for a soda one simply asks the cashier for a cup of "water" then proceeds to get cola anyway.
Maximilian: Yo, fool that practice was long as fuck. I could eat a wild boar. Good thing Carl's Jr. is like a block away.
Virat: Word. Let's hit up CJ's 'for we smoke a bowl.
Maximilian: Aite, hope the famouses are good today.
Virat: True, but I can't wait for some of dos criss-suts.
Carl's Jr. by Ely B. Rambo September 22, 2008

Carl's Wishing Well

While sitting on a toilet, you spread your legs and watch yourself poop in the reflection of the toilet water.
Mike: Do you ever watch yourself poop in the reflection of the toilet water?

Fred: Oh, you mean a Carl's Wishing Well?

Carl's Jr. 

The creators of the absolute WORST advertising campaign in the history of mankind.

Anyone who would actually starve without Carl's Jr. should be dragged out into the street and shot.
Who watches a commercial of people dripping ketchup on themselves and wants to go buy Carl's Jr?
Carl's Jr. by Kevin Costner July 9, 2004

Carl's Jr.  

A formerly kick-ass burger joint that completely screwed up, got rid of their french fries for some fake-ass, natural-cut fries that taste like complete and total ass. Retarded management making change for the sake of change.
"Carl's jr. 's new natural-cut fries taste like ass!"

Carl's Jr. 

Orgasmic. This food makes you happy about life. If you're depressed, drown your sorrows in the big burger combo. It'll do you good. For 3 bucks, you can't go wrong. Don't get me wrong, Burger King is alright, and McDonald's has awesome Big Macs. But Carl's Jr. is like stepping into the 4th dimension of fast food. Oh yeah.
"I hate myself :( *gun to head*"
*mother comes in*
"Let's go to Carl's Jr.!"
*after meal*
"I LOVE LIFE!"
Carl's Jr. by madcow4668 August 21, 2006