dildoski

A dildo which has been through ages of use and is covered with all sorts of vaginal excretion, poop, and various other disgusting liquids/fungus.

She used her dildoski and got an uber infection

by T A T A March 20, 2011

dildosicle

A dildo made by freezing water inside a condom. For best results, freeze in unlubricated condom (to keep freezer clean), but apply just a bit of lube prior to use. Also best when using frozen dildosicle while still inside the condom (less mess, no drip).

I just got my girl off with hot oral and a dildosicle.

by Quietly freaky September 21, 2017

Dildoscillation

dil-dos-cil-la-tion!
Pronounced: Dil -dos-uh-ley-shuh n
--verb
1. the act or instance of oscillating a dildo
2. vacillation between differing beliefs, opinions, conditions, etc. in order to please an audience or individual:

1. She reached yet higher speeds of dildoscillation!
2. "it gets annoying when John dildoscillates just to make that bitch like him!"

by it's Eric the Red October 20, 2007

Dildosmith

A professional crafter of handmade dildo-erotic sex toys

I went to the dildosmith on main street for my 9" dildo.

by Factman2290 December 18, 2011

dildosity

Supreme stupidity, beyond moronic, absolute and complete idiocy.

Mike Martz letting the clock run down at the end of the 4th quarter in this year's playoff game.

by Ken Castillo January 10, 2004

dildookie

A frozen turd used as a dildo

She was shocked by the coldness of the dildookie at first and by the time she realized the mess it hasd made it was too late.

by wildmnc January 8, 2011

dildokin

Small collectible dildo's that come in multiple rarity levels. Girls seem to like them, guys think it's funny.

Yo Austin, did you see Clemens got that new legendary dildokin?

by mwkjgwegkwelgkrjewtlkrejterlkt May 16, 2018