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to pulverize someones head with a recently used dildo, ranging from 6-14 inches long.
GUY 1-"dude last night was flucked. i bought my girlfriend this cool vibrating dildo. she liked it so much after she used it she proceeded to pummel my face with it. "

GUY 2-"sounds to me like you got dildo smashed."

GUY 1-"yah bro. shit hurts and the worst part was she screamed DILDO SMASH while she did it."
by unicorn rapist February 27, 2012
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