dildo fish
A quatic vertebrate animals that are typically ectothermic, often in a lifless, stunned or frozen state from being kept in a sea food market display case before being abruptly removed either by aroused customer or clerk to be used as a vaginal, or in some rare cases rectal pleasure device.
After a long tense moment in which Beatrice stared longingly into his eyes and then down his lobster-stained apron to his bulging package, Marty smashed the freezer glass with his meaty fist and grabbed the first dildo fish he could get his hands on, an atlantic salmon.
dildo fish by johnnyface February 1, 2009
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