"Lisa, couldn't restrain her passion any longer, and before her boyfriend, Tom, could swallow his own shit, (for he was a dilver), she closed her mouth upon his and tongued him ferociously, proving that she was, indeed, a dilver diver."
Dilver: When a long stream of explosive diarrhea shoots out of your dickhole.
Squeef: An eruptive horrifyingly bloody queef explosion
Dilversqueef: An indescribably terrifying combination of the two. It is said that were a dilversqueef ever to actually occur, the fabric of the universe would rip apart. It is also quite fun to say, and highly confusing when used as an insult.
Guy 1: You're a retard.
Guy 2: You're an asshole.
Guy 1: You're a... a dilversqueef!
(Guy 2's head explodes)