dignite

ignite on D

dignite him! he's low!

dignite by beepebeebp January 5, 2022

The Mark of My Dignity Shall Scar Thy DNA

Coolest and most intimidating boss catchphrase ever to exist. A reference to the video game Street Fighter 3: Third Strike, in which upon reaching the boss stage, the boss character, Gill gives you a warm welcome with this phrase.

The Mark of My Dignity Shall Scar Thy DNA - Gill, Street Fighter 3: Third Strike

The Mark of My Dignity Shall Scar Thy DNA by UrbanDUser06 December 20, 2018

Dignity Wraith

What is left of a highly esteemed person after a catastrophic blow to their reputation.

We can also see the staggering fact that after no more than two weeks on the job, Rosenstein’s public reputation, which was formidable, has been destroyed. He now joins a legion of Trump Dignity Wraiths, men and women (though mainly men) of once vaunted reputations or at least public prestige who have been reduced to mere husks of their former selves after crossing the Trump Dignity Loss Event Horizon.

Dignity Wraith by Montbeliard May 30, 2018

no dignity 

When yo homie find out you stole some shit

Koichi really steals? no dignity

no dignity by yesn't've June 2, 2020

digitech

Digital Technician.

On a photoshoot, the person responsible for the digital equipment such as the camera and the computer to which the camera or digital back is tethered. They import images, regulate the white balance and exposure, oversee proper color management for monitors and printers, alert the photographer to adjust the camera due to a change in lighting conditions if it's necessary, and alert the photographer of focusing issues. The most common setup is a Mac Pro with Mac OSX running Capture One, but Adobe Lightroom and Hasselblad Phocus are also used when Capture One doesn't support tethered capture with the camera or digital back used.

More frequently, however, they deal with Capture One's annoying habit of crashing every so often, troubleshoot people's iPhone issues between shots, quietly change the camera settings on their own from the computer if the photographer bumps something by accident, wipe art directors' fingerprints from the monitors regularly, work many hours after the shoot when the art director suddenly decides s/he needs full-res JPGs instead of 1200x1800px JPGs even though the minute details are negligible for something that will be retouched and then printed at 1"x1.5" in a newspaper flyer that will be thrown away by the majority of people who receive it.

How many photographers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The assistant does it, but the digitech points out the bulb was fine; they just didn't flip the switch.

digitech by digitech April 2, 2013

dignity day 

A self-designated holiday taken to restore the self respect that was kicked to the curb by an inhuman act so generously offered by an egotistical boss who treats everyone like shit.

Yeah, I had to take a dignity day yesterday because my boss was such an asshole! He humiliated me in front of everyone during my own presentation.

dignity day by downtown hoodie July 29, 2009

Dignity Cloth 

A euphemistic term for any material (although most commonly a tissue) used to clean up after oneself post auto-eroticism.

Use in the singular is consistent even if more than one tissue is required for the mop up.

While most commonly applicable to, it is not male exclusive.

After masturbating for the ninth time before noon, David realized this is what his life had amounted to after getting dumped by his half-blind, socially awkward, deaf, mute, perpetually stoned girlfriend.

Considering ending it all there, he gazed down at the mess he had just unleashed and heaved a great sigh. The thought of being found dead covered in his own ejaculate quickly dissuaded him. Reaching for a piece of dignity cloth, he slowly cleaned and pulled himself back together.

Dignity Cloth by French Peasant October 5, 2010