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Diaritos 

Shitting horribly (diarrhea) after eating an entire bag of Doritos chips.
I shouldn't have stayed up all night playing video games and eating an entire bag of Doritos. Now I have a horrible case of diaritos.
Diaritos by nightowl21 July 10, 2010

DigitoSim 

DigitoSim is a big pet simulator x youtuber.
Hey, look i found DigitoSim in this server!
DigitoSim by idfjkdjgjdghdg May 10, 2022

Magnus Digeratus 

A member of the top echelon of computer programmers; ubergeek.

From "digerati", which is from "literati".
Magnus Digeratus John Carmack revolutionized the "first person shooter" genre of computer games.
Magnus Digeratus by AbnormalBoy July 31, 2004

Dickritos 

When a white guy has a big bag of Doritos and a mexican attempts to take some and the white guy proceeds to put the bag in his pants and continues eating them from his pants so the mexican can't and won't get them.
Brown Man: Gimmie some Doritos CJ
Cracker Jack: BITCH HANDS THE FUCK OFF OF MY DICKRITOS
Dickritos by Spornge Berb May 30, 2018

Digeridont 

because us Australians say were gonna didgeridoo something that dosent mean we digeridont do it
how about you digeridont mate
Digeridont by notsouratall June 1, 2020

Digeridoodles 

(did juh' ree doo' duhls)The meaningless decorations along the surface of made-in-China tourist-shop didgeridoo.
Digeridoodles used to have meaning when they were Australian.
Digeridoodles by reezy_bear November 22, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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