die-t 

Loving nickname for the oldest IT tech in the company who refuses to retire and takes an hour to do something that should take 5 minutes.

I really want to try out this new software but with my luck they'll send die-t and I'll get nothing else done today.

die-t by Adorkable72 April 24, 2023

don't die 

a fun phrase used when a friend is sneezing/coughing up a storm or is just in a general state of mild sickness.

although it may be used in place of "I hope you feel better" or "I'm sorry you're sick", it functions more properly as "get better soon because your sickness is grossing me out"

Friend A: *sneezes 10 times in a row*
Friend B: "Don't die."
Friend A: "I'll do my best."
Friend B: "Good. I don't want your death on my hands. I'm too lazy to take you to the hospital."

don't die by Dr. Sassafrass April 13, 2010

Don't Die December 

Don't Die December is No Nut November but for emo kids

Emo kid 1: I want to fucking die
Emo kid 2: But it's Don't die December dude, wait until January
Emo kid 1: What the hell is that
Emo kids 2: it's kinda like No Nut November, we can't do something during that month
Emo kid 1: So Don't Die December is No Nut November but for emo kids?
Emo kid 2: Yeah
Emo kid 1: Looks like I'm about to fail on the first day

Don't Die December by DingDong1000 November 9, 2019

Please don't die 

"Please don't die" is the new "I love you". Spreading rapidly worldwide, it's the coolest way to tell someone you love that you love them without sounding like a total tool. Do it today.. tell someone to "please don't die" and show them you really care.

I hope you have a good trip baby, please don't die. :(

*The :( sad face can be added for extra emotional effect.

Please don't die by Totes Wild July 14, 2014

Don’t die December 

The December of 2020 where you try not to die

Jeff: have you heard of ddd
John: you mean destroy dick December?
Jeff: no I mean don’t die December where you dont die. Or try it
John: *fucking dies and looses*

Don’t die December by I have 10 Bobux December 11, 2020

Don't die December 

An event that obliges you to beat Minecraft in Hardcore.

Person 1: Hey, it's December, wanna try Don't die December?
Person 2: Hell yeah man, I'm boutta' log on.

Don't die December by Harvek December 1, 2020

Good luck nigga. Don't die.~1

It is a saying equivalent to "talk to you later."

John: "Ight nigga, I gotta be out"
Ron: "Oh for real. Good luck nigga. Don't die.~1"

Good luck nigga. Don't die.~1 by CIPianoMan November 7, 2005