Didn't Happen
What to tell your gay crush when you're in denial, and don't want to admit you had a bonding moment.
Didn't Happen by Versaucy April 18, 2019
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Didn't Happen by zaqpl,123 September 6, 2018
Nope don’t remember didn’t happen
When the person you had a bonding moment with isn’t ready to accept they have feelings for you so they deny you cradling them in your arms.
Nope don’t remember didn’t happen by dontneedtoknowthat June 27, 2018
pics or it didn't happen
A phrase used on Internet forums to counter the vast range of unverifiable claims made by users. Often these claims involve personal brag-worthy accomplishments, extraordinary or rare sights/occurrences, and tales relating to alcohol or drug use.
Guy 1: Dude, I drank four bottles of bourbon last night, then hooked up with 4 chicks at the same time, then Donald Trump came to my house and gave me a million dollars!
Guy 2: Pics or it didn't happen.
Guy 2: Pics or it didn't happen.
pics or it didn't happen by The Patriarch April 8, 2006
Video or it didn't happen
in most forums, this is meant as a (sometimes joking) response to outrageous and or unverifiable claims by other posters. Related to pics or it didn't happen but used in cases where pictures cannot properly explain the situation or can easily be shopped.
Alice: Hey guys! I just beat through the fire and flames 100% on expert with only one hand!
Bob: pics or it didn't happen
Alice: Okay! *sends shopped picture of result screen*
Carl: That pic's shopped man, video or it didn't happen!
Bob: pics or it didn't happen
Alice: Okay! *sends shopped picture of result screen*
Carl: That pic's shopped man, video or it didn't happen!
Video or it didn't happen by Supreme_Bananas February 24, 2012
Tits or it didn't happen
An expression requesting a picture of naked breasts to serve as proof of having a girlfriend. Also used to question an online poster's sexual identity.
Rosencrantz: My girlfriend gave me such a great blowjob last night.
Guildenstern: Girlfriend? Hah! Tits or it didn't happen!
Philomena: I'm a gorgeous brunette with large breasts looking for World of Warcraft fans so I can suck their cocks
Nerdcore: No you're not, you're a guy.
Philomena: No, I'm a girl
Nerdcore: Tits or it didn't happen.
Guildenstern: Girlfriend? Hah! Tits or it didn't happen!
Philomena: I'm a gorgeous brunette with large breasts looking for World of Warcraft fans so I can suck their cocks
Nerdcore: No you're not, you're a guy.
Philomena: No, I'm a girl
Nerdcore: Tits or it didn't happen.
Tits or it didn't happen by Sklooby October 27, 2008
Screenshots or it didn't happen
This term is usually associated with online games. The term is used in the event a player describes a situation in which the outcome was unbelievable, unlikely, or amazing. Player(A) then describes the event to his friend, player(B), who was not there to witness the event, which to him sounds unbelievable. In which case, player(B)in disbelief says, "Screenshots or it didn't happen."
Player(A): LOLWTFOMG!11!!cos(0)1!!!! HAHAHAHAH, I just one shotted a paladin through his nub shield.
Player(B): Screenshots or it didn't happen!
Player(A): HAHAHLOLOMGWTF!!1!!!cos(0)!1!! I just shot my tube from The Hotel across the map and killed player(C) at the Gatehouse on Karkand in BF2 without knowing where he was.
Player(B): Screenshots or it didn't happen!
Player(A): Here you go, lol pwnd.
Player(C): NO WAI!!
Player(B): Screenshots or it didn't happen!
Player(A): HAHAHLOLOMGWTF!!1!!!cos(0)!1!! I just shot my tube from The Hotel across the map and killed player(C) at the Gatehouse on Karkand in BF2 without knowing where he was.
Player(B): Screenshots or it didn't happen!
Player(A): Here you go, lol pwnd.
Player(C): NO WAI!!
Screenshots or it didn't happen by Nicholas(MoB|Enterprise) May 4, 2007
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