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Acronym for damned if I do, damned if I dont
Hey Clif, did you submit your presentation on time?

Clif: diddid!
diddid by benjiboy64 December 29, 2021
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Acronym: Damned if I do, damned if I don't.
Hey Clif, did you submit your presentation on time?
Clif: diddid!
diddid by benjiboy64 December 29, 2021

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.
John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

U Diddit Rong 

U Diddit Rong is a satire YouTube channel ran by Skye. Her name U Diddit Rong comes from when ex vegans quit veganism because they got sick and were told "you did it wrong" because veganism is a cult not a lifestyle.

Skye is very smart. Skye makes fun of stupid people like SJWs and makes funny memes about them. Her memes are smart.

U Diddit Rong fanbase is called Team Rong.
I am a member of Team Rong because I watch U Diddit Rong and Skye is very smart.
U Diddit Rong by MikeTheIncel July 7, 2021
an extension to anything said when discussing plans while you are intoxicated or high.
Gabe: Let's go smoke a blantdiddydo.
Mike: No doubt. Lemme go hop in the whipdiddydo I'll pick up the dutchdiddydo.
diddydo by naggernensky May 15, 2009
To fool around with a member of the opposite sex in the most awkward, unruly places. Usually creates awkward situations in the work place and/or at friendly outings. The term is derived from Diddler, which is commonly refereed to as a child molester. Think of the same situation, but with a person of equal age. The individual knows it's wrong, the public knows it's wrong, yet the person still continues.

Does not consist of sex, but rather small amounts of human bodily contact, usually not surpassing second base, for lack of better terms.
Dude, i cannot believe you were diddilin with that chick in your room last night.

You diddilin fuck.

I was diddilin with that girl all night, but realized i had work in an hour, so she had to go back to her room.
diddilin by NOrris-Xplode September 24, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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