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An extremely stupid or arrogant person.

Tina acted like such a dickwong when she tried to show off in front of Scott.

dickwong by Crystess February 21, 2004

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Dickmong

A person of great stupidity who consequently gets a slap with a wet sticky penis after sex.

Bob - "Oh did you hear about Melaine, she's such a dickmong!"

Gary - "I know right! Who on earth pays to lick Justin Bieber's asscrack?"

Dickmong by GingerTurdCakes October 11, 2015

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dickmongrel

a whore who is literally addicted to sucking dick, having dick in her ass or vagina, or loves to rub dick.

"oh my god jillian is such a dickmongrel, i heard at that party last night she suck 30 something dicks."

"your right she sucked mine too"

dickmongrel by alex brownie January 30, 2008

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dickmonger

1. One who hordes penises
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual

1. You dickmonger!
2. Look at you hording those dicks, dickmonger!

dickmonger by Curtis & Adam February 7, 2005

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dickmonger

A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.

After the game, the dudes in our locker room turn into total dickmongers.

dickmonger by Happy Wolf December 6, 2006