dicktube

The tube part of a penis pump that you stick your dick into. Also an insult for any stupid person.

1. "That emo kid over there is such a dicktube."
2. "Did you hit that bitch's pussy last night, Bob?"
"No, her parents were home."
"You're such a dicktube!"

by bballer200 November 5, 2006

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Dicktude

Someone with the attitude of a dick.

Someone who cops a sudden bad attitude when asked to do something.

Ray has such a dicktude today.

Instead of talking to a friendly customer service rep, I spoke to a guy with a real dicktude.

Jared is obviously not a morning person, he woke up with a real dicktude.

by Tulip Juicyfruit December 22, 2009

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Dicktober

Celebrating the dick all October.
Festivities include, but are not limited to:
Dick worshipping
Dick touching
Dick rubbing
Dressing up like a dick
Dick-scapades

“I just ordered a dick costume from Amazon.”
“Why?”
“It’s almost Dicktober.”

by mckat January 23, 2018

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