dicktube 

The tube part of a penis pump that you stick your dick into. Also an insult for any stupid person.

1. "That emo kid over there is such a dicktube."
2. "Did you hit that bitch's pussy last night, Bob?"
"No, her parents were home."
"You're such a dicktube!"

dicktube by bballer200 November 5, 2006

Dicktude

Someone with the attitude of a dick.

Someone who cops a sudden bad attitude when asked to do something.

Ray has such a dicktude today.

Instead of talking to a friendly customer service rep, I spoke to a guy with a real dicktude.

Jared is obviously not a morning person, he woke up with a real dicktude.

Dicktude by Tulip Juicyfruit December 22, 2009

Dicktober

Celebrating the dick all October.
Festivities include, but are not limited to:
Dick worshipping
Dick touching
Dick rubbing
Dressing up like a dick
Dick-scapades

“I just ordered a dick costume from Amazon.”
“Why?”
“It’s almost Dicktober.”

Dicktober by mckat January 23, 2018

Dickture Message 

a picture message, that contains a picture of male genitalia.

Dude stalefish sent me a dickture message, he's so gross

Dickture Message by zac archer April 18, 2010

Dickture 

A picture of your dick!

Dick-pics are so 2000s, I take dicktures!

Dickture by Titan49 January 18, 2020

Dicktures 

Dick pictures

Send me dicktures

Dicktures by Vanillaxskys February 19, 2014

dickture 

A photographic image of one males pelvic region

"This guy sent me a Dickture so i sent him one back."

dickture by halfbloodhunk July 28, 2014