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dicktired 

Complete exhaustion of body, mind, and spirit after a long session of strenuous sex.
Gib wanted to go chase some hoes but I was dicktired after 15 hours with that Asian girl. I couldn’t even think about getting out of bed.
dicktired by Dickmythology December 6, 2019
The stomach on a man that so big it sticks out further than his erect penis
how can he pee with that big ass dickiedoo
Dickiedoo by Toi October 27, 2006

Dicktised 

The use of graffiti to deface an object with pictures of penises. usually multiple pictures of various shapes and sizes.
"Ah bladdy hell, who dicktised my locker?"

"wow look at the size of that one"
Dicktised by twinkle k March 14, 2009

dick tied 

The condition in which an uncircumcised penis is constricted by the frenulum, a piece of skin similar to the piece of skin under the tongue, which can cause pain during sex, inability to orgasm, and a curve in the penis.
He is so dick tied, he can't come. (Should be spoken with a lisp to indicate the reference to tongue tied)
dick tied by Ellery Armstrong April 5, 2017
pronounced dik-tid

-adjective
usually describes a woman who is "addicted" to having sex with a certain man due to his expertise in sexual activity.
Woman 1: "Girl you need to leave Tyrone alone. He ain't no good."

Woman 2: "Girl I can't leave him. He too good in bed. He got me dickted."
dickted by KewTy January 2, 2010

Reverse Colombian Dicktie 

The signature method of execution used and invented by the FaZe Wardil GASPbangers.

Similar to the Colombian necktie, the move is performed by slitting the throat of your enemies and fucking their bleeding throat with your penis.
News reporter: "We are reporting live from the scene of a shocking homicide. It appears that the killing was gang related due to the cause of death, the Reverse Colombian Dicktie, the signature move of notorious gang FaZe Wardil GASPbangers."
Reverse Colombian Dicktie by Jb_666 November 18, 2014