To be dicked down, is to be pinned to the floor in pure orgasmic ecstasy by a partner's male genitalia.

It need not happen a lot, but when it does, the pure intense pleasure is unlike any other.

The dick is so good, it gives you life.

Cheating is not an option.

Masturbation is not an option.
All there is, and all there ever will be, is dick.

B: I got dicked down, I think he's the one.

Dicked Down by Glitter_feces October 24, 2017

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dicktegrity

The ability to forego instant sexual gratification for long-term mental and physical health.

"Would you fuck Pam Anderson if she was laying on your couch naked?"

"Fuck no. That woman is a walking venereal disease. I have dicktegrity."

dicktegrity by The PB Smuggler February 23, 2011

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dad dicked

A complete physical domination that is highly unexpected but leads to some sort of life lesson.

Johnny egged his neighbors house but ended up getting dad dicked by Mr. Anderson

dad dicked by Pablo Chivato October 7, 2016

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Dicktude

Someone with the attitude of a dick.

Someone who cops a sudden bad attitude when asked to do something.

Ray has such a dicktude today.

Instead of talking to a friendly customer service rep, I spoke to a guy with a real dicktude.

Jared is obviously not a morning person, he woke up with a real dicktude.

Dicktude by Tulip Juicyfruit December 22, 2009

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